Fans have been clamoring for YEARS for ol' Braden Packard, the author of Golf and Whatnot to return from the dead like the Lazarus of the New Testament. Like a phoenix from the ashes, I rise. The third day has come, and the stone has been rolled aside. I come out of this retirement for one purpose, and one purpose only: to send my regards to my most faithful fan. This fan is:
ETHAN MICHAEL SMITH
Through thick and thin, he has supported the blog. And Ethan - boy golly do I have good news for you! You've won one free round of golf with the Golf Guru, the Legend of the Links, the King of the Course - Braden Packard.
Thanks Ethan, and see you out on the course!
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